16 very funny phrases for the Christmas Grinch

In all families they cook broad beans. For this reason, we all have someone close to us who hate and spend his time criticizing these dates. In short, a Christmas Grinch who always looks for that negative side, whatever it is: if it is a capitalist party or if the true message of Jesus is forgotten, if a lot of money is wasted or if natural resources are used without any control… ooh! And the anti-family Grinch never fails, who always remembers how absurd and hypocritical it is to get together at Christmas when, in reality, everyone “gets along badly” the rest of the year.

Anyway, some of their arguments may have some reason, but surely it is not enough for you to become a grumpy Christmas monster. After all, you can experience Christmas in a different way, focusing on the, being more eco-friendly or enjoying it with the people you really love.

We have compiled 16 very funny phrases for the Christmas Grinch! Write down these funny messages!

Funny Christmas greetings for those who hate these dates

The fact is that the fact that you have a loved one nearby who hates Christmas does not mean that you cannot congratulate them on these very special dates. If you feel like it, why not do it? However, you might be afraid that your Grinch is going to give your cute, cutesy greeting a kick. Let’s face it, that kind of congratulations is not your thing. So we propose a solution, a different Christmas greeting, with a lot of humor. Bring a wry smile out of your Grinch and maybe his Christmas rejection can be turned into a bit of gratitude (never tell him this; he might banish you from his life). You do not lose anything by trying. Here are some ideas. Let’s go there! (By the way, if you are a Christmas Grinch, you may also like these phrases for congratulate).

  • You know I’m your Secret Santa if you get absolutely nothing this Christmas. “Merry Christmas.
  • May you find happiness, health, love and money this year. What you can’t find, look it up on Google.
  • All I want for this Christmas is for you tore tweet.
  • I am a lot of saving time, so… Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, Happy Kings, Happy and have a good summer (See you next year).
  • Santa Claus has the key to maintaining healthy social relationships: visit people once a year. Merry Christmas!
  • From Bethlehem we want to remember, like every year, that those who drink and drink and drink again are the fish in the river. Thanks and Merry Christmas.
  • If I had this pathetic habit of sending Christmas cards, you would be on my list.
  • Friends are like Civil Guard radars: even if you don’t see them, they are always there. Happy Holidays!
  • When I was born, God gave me a choice between being terrific and having a good memory, so happy fall!
  • Where have you been? We can’t find you anywhere. We need you to come back, you are very important to us and you also know very well that you cannot set up the Bethlehem WITHOUT THE DONKEY. Merry Christmas!
  • Do you know why he is called Santa Claus? Because dad pays forth, not him. Happy Holidays!
  • Here’s to a friendship longer than Christmas lights.
  • Christmas in my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early and while everyone else sees only one Santa Claus, we see six or seven.
  • What are the people who are afraid of Santa Claus called? Claustrophobic.
  • Santa Claus has sent me to tell you this: “I’ve been watching you, don’t play nice at this point.”
  • Santa Claus says that this year everyone will look for their own gift. He is in the risk group and does not plan to play it.

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